Love is in the Air

I have ironic love for a lot of things: Degrassi: The Next Generation, Maroon 5, and facials(the sex act, not the beauty strategy). The other day on my walk home from campus, I was treated simultaneously to two of them!

There is a tree somewhere on my path that smells exactly like cum. It’s not a suggestion or a vague hint, but rather a full-blown blast of semen-smell. Irritated by the equivalent of getting a unsolicited facial twice daily(I mean, buy me a drink first), I tracked down the culprit.

The ornamental pear tree!

Pretty, isn’t it?

~ by genghiskuhn on July 23, 2008.